Not banned, just better than you.

Someone asked me the other day "Bud, are you banned from b3ta?"

Why on Earth would I be banned? I mean, all I do is serve up hot plates of uncomfortable truth for people too inept to conduct their lives off of the internet.

So no, I'm not banned. The truth of the matter is that b3ta has been blocked at work and, as we all know, I don't go on there in the evenings, so I really have no time, reason or desire to be on there at all, ever.

It's probably best you all take down the party banners and send back those celebraty Ginsters Peppered Steak Slices you're handing out. And while you're at it, go outside and remember what the sky looks like.

You useless, miserable fat shits.