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I've been on b3ta.com/board a couple times, recently. To see how if it all it has changed in recent years.
Now I'm not a Scientist with CERTIFICATES or anything fancy like that, but it's plain to anybody with viewing eyes that the place is even worse for pandering at teenage girls and ONLINE BFF's than earlier tests had shown.

I'm growing increasingly worried for fat males who only "like" what they are told to "like" by big fat internet indoorsmen. Clueless, un-tanned oafs who sit around all day either masturbating to pictures of Anime or some fat lass who was "Tomorrow's World" years ago. I don't know.

The sooner some of you are taken out back and shot, offline, the better.
If we were in China you'd probably be banned from going on that site. But you wouldn't like those laws, would you?
The beautiful twist of irony here is that, chances are, you're a half hour away from ramming China's form of "fast-food" into your over-sized gut.
You disgust me.

Stop pandering at people you'll never meet. Go outside, touch a girl.
You fat mess.