Fatties : Breeding Fast

The phenomenon of the internet fatties is spreading unchecked, how they're breeding is a bit of a mystery to me, although my local Tesco reports that sales of flour are on the increase and they've recently broken their all time record for sales in January of this item.

Only the other day, in my capacity as JMG's Man In The Eastern Counties I was paying a visit to one of the other message boards in which I am responsible for Fatty Control and was confronted with This Individual
Now, he's clearly upset about something, poorly educated, probably smells and is a a racist to boot. If he were on B3ta, he'd never be off the popular page.

All in the signs are there that the 'Fatty Virus' is spreading, in this the thread above dear old Arsekicker, threatens me, gets very upset about me for no apparent reason and finally, later in the day, started a new thread declaring he was putting me on ignore(when I was out and about doing the school run and not actually online to bully him anymore) and one of his mates reported me to the mods.

In short, a textbook Wobble.

Worrying times people, and I am using this post to make a personal appeal for JMG himself to come to East Anglia to act as a consultant in this matter as the Fatties in East Anglia are clearly getting out of control and an EXPERT in needed.

FAST.